The master list of full-length Standard Docking Procedure episodes.
episode 1: Space Steaks (pt. 1)
In the inaugural visit to Pseudopolis station we find station traffic controll clerk Tiff’s work day is not going as planned. Instead of the usual boring routine of helping ships dock and undock she’s got to figure out how to sell 40 tons of synthetic meat on a station full of people who don’t y’know, need 40 tons of synthetic meat.
Content Warning: This episode contains audio of a character taking a bite of a crunchy piece of food. No chewing or other mouth-sounds are heard.
Episode 2: Space Steaks (pt. 2)
We rejoin our heroes mere moments (and totally not five months) after the end of part one. Will Humphrey and Tiff come up with a plan to thwart the dastardly, some would even say rude Captain Widdershins and offload 39.9 tons of pre-cooked synth-steak?
Content Warning: This episode features a scene in which a character drinks a non-alcoholic cocktail in a bar.
Episode 3: Space Date
Reagan’s breaking back into the dating scene, but in doing so accidentally set up two dates at the same time! What’s a space-girl to do?
CONTENT WARNINGS: This episode includes depictions of a sci-fi battleground with gun sounds, explosions, and one “on screen” character being shot in a PG-13 manner.
Episode 4: Space Walk
Humphrey’s going outside on his first-ever space walk, and he couldn’t have done it at a worse time. As the gang inside do their best to figure out how to solve a problem, Humphrey’s left alone with just his imagination and an overly enthusiastic space suit tutorial program named Buddy.
There’s a reason Buddy was discontinued.
Episode 5: Space Turkey
It’s the holiday season on Pseudopolis. Time for delicious food, good company, and an unexpected visit from an exploration ship? It’s cold out in space, and the ISA Thornton just found something that’s about to heat up…
Five-ish minute skits set aboard Pseudopolis! Produced between episodes specials and during fundraising campaigns.
Humphrey’s Picture day
We join Humphrey waiting in line to get a new ID photo taken now that he’s a resident of Pseudopolis station. He’s never had a good ID photo before, and intends on changing that today. Tiff is also there, she’s got chili fries and nothing better to do.
Eat at carloni’s
For the second of our four mini-sodes we find Reagan joining Carloni in a recording booth ready to record what’s sure to be the viral ad of the century for Carloni’s 3D Pizza.
If only Carloni was also ready.
tiff breaks the intranet
On this mini-adventure we hear the story of how Tiff’s yearning for having food delivered instead of going to get it herself managed to crash the entire station’s intranet. It involves trivia and a very frustrated April.
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dr. humphrey, Obgyn
You’re in an elevator with a pregnant person, they go into labor… what do you do? Or, even better question, what does HUMPHREY do? Well, buckle up and find out as this minisode pits Humphrey against the impending doom of the miracle of birth.